curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction


most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat


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*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

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Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.
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Denise Bidot

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

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i just need to get my shit together
-me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably  (via monir-gallery)

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